( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

So, I already told you I'm marrying The Human (Vampire) Disco Ball to Miss Falls-Down-A-Lot Saturday.

And it got me thinking.

I like you. A lot. And you tolerate me. And we're not going to do any better. Or, I'm not, anyway. I hope you're not. You're not, right?

And you're having my kid.

So...wanna get hitched?

So, Jade and I are married now. Yeah. You read that right. It was a nice quiet ceremony with mom.

We're now Gabriel and Jade Skywalker...in the sense that we don't actually have a last name but we wanted to give our kid one, and what's cooler than Skywalker? Nothing, that's what.

Feel free to offer congratulations or shiny trinkets as you see fit.

First a couple of obscenely large chess pieces knocked me out of some posh library and now some towering lowbrow in Frankenstein gear is offering me a flower.

Bloody hell, it's been a long day.


[ooc: this was set before the plot ended.]

What? Who -

[*sounds of scuffling as Peeta is tossed out of the library and gets himself to his feet*]

What...where am I? Why can't I remember getting here, oh, God, what have they done to me? Not again...

Katniss? Anybody?

being dead sucked ass. ain't no fancy pearly gates or nothing.

hope you didn't go give my job away or nothing, ellen.

Okay. Getting eaten by zombies? Really not how I planned on dying.

At least, I'm alive again, though. Is that normal in this place? Dying and coming back to life? Not that I'm really complaining. I'm a huge fan of being alive and well and dying.

Well. That wasn't what I had in mind at all. Score one for the zombies, I guess.

Or is that score one for me, since I'm back and they're gone?

If I didn't know any better, I'd think this had something to do with The Doctor, but that's impossible. So, if anyone is reading this, could you fill me in on what's going on and how I get home.

This has got to be a bloody fucking joke.

[Constantine and Ashley Magnus]

Uber Vamp, if you don't mind, I'd like to borrow your other half to get extremely pissed.