( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Okay, I never should have watched that movie called "IT". I was running some errands and I swear I saw an evil clown looking like the clown in that movie. He was holding a balloon and waving. I'm officially creeped out now. I hate clowns, they are just super creepy, please I hope that this clown goes away!

I gotta say, I think I'd take having a shark tank under my shower over coming back home to find "Get Out" written in blood on my walls. That's right, actual blood.

And now, my tv's flickering on and off. And I'm pretty sure the furniture's deciding to rearrange itself.

Oooh look, another blood message. "Beware".

Where's Ghost Busters when you need them?

Jack! Meri! I sawed a clown! Him outside. Him waved at me! I think him wants me to go outside and play! Yous can come too!

I tried to stay in the morgue for as long as I could, but there's just no way. It's haunted. Everything's rattling around and there's some little boy that's making cat noises, but then he just vanishes. After I had just cleaned up all of the zombies too.

But I just can't go back in there. I won't.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

[Justin is breathing hard and his voice is low as if he's whispering]

Someone in a fucking Ghost Face mask just attacked me in the hallway when I was coming back from the store. I ran, but he followed me and I tripped down the stairs in the lobby and I'm pretty sure I twisted my ankle. I couldn't get past him to the door, so now I'm in the boiler room like a fucking idiot.

I'm not going crazy. Really, I was crazy once and it wasn't as fun as the brochure said.

In the spirit of spooky goings on, the toaster keeps asking me in this super creepy voice if I want to play a game. Then it went on to say something to the effect of left cabinet or right cabinet, make my choice..

So when I reached into the right one for tea, a circular saw tried to chop my fingers off.

Left one had a laughing creepy puppet doll in it.

Usually when people try to kill me, it's with a gun, not a chainsaw.

Wow, I can't believe an entire year has actually gone by already. Thursday marked one year that I've been in Colligo. Honestly, if a year ago you'd told me that I'd be happy here amidst all the crazy I'd tell you that you were crazy. Of course the alternative is going home and being permanently dead, so being here is preferable. Not to mention I've got an amazing boyfriend and awesome friends and I can actually go outside during the day. And honestly, all the crazy kind of makes things exciting.

[Filtered to Stefan and Damon Salvatore]
So, I was thinking, with all the horror movie hoopla going on, maybe we should keep an extra eye on those who aren't exactly as invulnerable as we are. We've all seen the movies and as good a shot as he is, if Huck is attacked by Michael Myers, not even setting him on fire will kill him and Jeremy and Bonnie might be relatively safe, what with the whole Witch thing, but Elena and Molly are still vulnerable as well as others.

I met a man. At least, I think he was a man. At some point. He also had a knife.

I was better with mine than he was with his, though. Score one for me.

( Filtered to Sam & Ruby Winchester )

( Filtered to Dean & Claire Winchester )