( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Zombies? Again? You really are scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to ways of entertaining yourself, aren't you, Uncle?

Still, I must admit I have quite missed this place.

[ooc: backdated by a few days because work has eaten me; takes place a little while after this]

Has anyone spoken with Pepper Potts or Mr. Mycroft Holmes recently? I only ask because neither seem to be answering their phones and Pepper was due home quite some time ago...

[A quiet voice comes over the network.]

Hello? Hello, is this working? I---I don't know where I am or how I got here.... But they're everywhere and I...

Hiding will only last for so long... Please. Is there anyone there?

I think I'm due for a boy's night out.

Gabriel, I require your company.

If Eames can be a teacher, I can be a...psychologist. I figure I'll specialize in dream interpretation. Not exactly what I was doing before, but it's related. Sort of. Maybe?

Problem is I need a job, in the meantime. And I'm not interested in flipping burgers or whatever. Why is the job hunting process so exhausting?

I finally broke down and bought a new razor. Just thought you'd all want to know. The old one, the one that married Ruby's fry maker, has been officially retired.


( Claire )

( Dean )