( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I probably enjoy the sudden danger far more than I should.

Dear Asaph,

Ninjas aren't very stealthy when you can spot them with your eyes closed. Literally.

The boulders that can turn corners were a nice touch, though. As were the poison-spitting plants in the park. I haven't had that interesting of a morning jog in years.

Love,
Molly

( Filtered to Charles )

Despite the fact that my tie rack argued with me over my choice of ties, it was preferable to the giant wasp that was in my classroom this morning. I managed to kill it and get rid of the carcass before class started, but it certainly wasn't my ideal way to start the day.

(There is the distinct sound of gunshots, followed by a loud thump. River sounds slightly breathless but still rather amused.)

That's one.

(Another series of gunshots echo in the background, with two in rapid succession very close to the PDA.)

Two and three.

(Yet more gunshots, a grunt in the distance, and River's laughing in delight.)

And would you look at that. Six of you left and you're all out of ammunition. You really should work on your aim. It's ever so handy in situations like this one.

(There is a bit of clatter then the sound of several pairs of footsteps running away. River sighs and gives a 'tsk' of disappointment.)

Oh, bother. And I was having such fun, too. Haven't had a decent shootout in ages...

That's it, I'm done with this stupid chair.

I'm stuck. Very stuck, and I can't get out. Apparently my 'secret' base is now a giant labyrinth. I really needed to get to my computers but then the walls started to close in. My chair managed to be crushed and stop the walls. Otherwise I'd be dead.

But I can't get out, and I'm lost.

Lovely.