( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

( Steph sounds a little stressed and ever so slightly panicky when she sppeaks )

Can we bring back the helpful chipmunks and talking toasters? Please? Can we do that?

Because that was so preferable to this!

I mean...I'm used to danger. I thrive on danger. Danger is my middle name ( a pause ) PS: It's not really. It's Marion. Anyway, I'm used to dealing with danger. Heck we have a Danger Room in our magic castle. It's a room made of danger that tries to kill us all on a regular basis.

What I'm not used to is getting out of the shower and almost falling into a pit of spikes as I leave the bathroom. Thank god I take my PDA everywhere so as not to miss out on potential shenanigans and hijinks. Because I'm kinda clinging to the edge here and I could use some help.

Please?

So...

I tried to head to class, but when I opened the door to leave the hallway a huge boulder started chasing after me. Somehow I managed to stumble against the elevator doors just in time... well until they opened and I fell into the shaft. Luckily my foot got tangled in the rope, but now Edward has deemed me a walking hazard and will not allow me to leave my bedroom.

I'm not even allowed to go into the bathroom unless he checks it first. Who knew there would be poisonous darts shooting out of the medicine cabinet when I was just trying to retrieve my toothbrush. And the whirlpool tub... well, let's just say it lives up to its name now.

I'm glad Edward and I made up, but this place is NOT safe for someone as clumsy as me.

[There is the sound of a scream and the rustling of movement as Emily starts running]

GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!

HELP!!!!!!!

[Hissing and snapping can be heard through Emily's PDA as a gigantic crocodile is giving chase as can snapping twigs and a fast breathing as she finds a tree to climb]

Somebody please help me!

Decided to restock the bar for tonight. Seems safe enough, right? Wrong. Went to grab a bottle of vodka off the shelf in the storeroom and the whole bloody floor gave way and now there's a great big bloody snake pit down there.

Gabriel, Balthazar, were either of you lot aware of this? I should get workers comp for this.

In case anyone was wondering, the unconscious ninjas in the quad are my doing. I stupefied them when they attacked me as I was on my way to class. Surprisingly, I was still on time despite the impromptu ninja attack.

Despite being a werewolf for as long as I have, I don't think I'll ever get used to the sound my back makes when I get up the day after a full moon. This being only my third full moon here, I've yet to tell if the transformations are any more difficult given the presence of two moons. I'm at least grateful to have Wolfsbane otherwise it would be much worse.

Fencing with scalpels. Not something I ever want to do again. I'm lucky that I have plenty of practice stitching myself up.

But on the plus side, I'm not going to have to shave for the next week and a half.

So I think I'm going to be staying away from the outside world for a while. I just got chased down by guys with swords! I don't know where they came from, but they almost got me. I'm so afraid of going to the bathroom now, who knows if anything will be jumping out at me or something, I think I'm going to hide in my bed with the covers over my head. Or just carry potion bottles with me, I tried to freeze them, but they were just too fast, and blowing them up, I don't know how well, my aim would have been for that!