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Where....where am I?

[There are sounds of a struggle as the guards pull Bree out of the library.

Hey! Get your hands off of me! Where are you taking me?!

[The guards do not answer and there is the sound of a slamming door. Bree bangs on the door repeatedly.]

Hey! Let me back in?! Who are you?! Where am I?!!!

[The knocking stops and the silence is filled with Bree's heavy breathing, a human trait she hasn't lost.]

Is this Hell? Is this where vampires go when they die?

I just wanted to let you know that the cake in the kitchen is not my doing.

This morning I walked into the kitchen to find your bowls, spoons, measuring cups and various ingredients were busy making a cake. There seemed to be a dispute on whether the cake was going to have blue icing or pink icing. I suggested a compromise and have half of the cake blue and the other half pink.

I went back to bed. I didn't need that cup of coffee that bad. Maybe I should cut back on the caffeine....</strike>

I think Bonnie's weird cravings are rubbing off on me cause I suddenly want a peanut butter sandwich with fritos in it. That should be gross, but it's at least better than peanut butter and pickles.

Are all the pregnant women in town having weird cravings like that or is Bonnie just special?

There are cats in my classroom. And pigeons.

They're painting. It's... not bad actually. There are cats painting in the style of Renoir in my classroom. I think the pigeons are just shitting on one of the canvases and trying to pass it off as modern art, but that's down to personal opinion.

Class is postponed for a short while until I make a run for the nearest chemists to get antihistamines, unless someone in my class has any with them?

I stealed daddy's phone so I can tell you all that Mommy's french fry maker and and Daddy's razor gotted married! I sawed the whole thing happen. The coffee maker said 'you may now kiss the bride' and everything!