( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I knew this place was too weird not to be real.

Well, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

I've always wanted to say that.

That being aside...where exactly is wherever I've currently found myself in? Those knights weren't exactly helpful, other than for tossing me out flat on my butt. Ow.

[Kitty's voice comes through, a little confused at first.]

What the hell? Pretty sure this wasn't going to happen when I phased with the bullet...

[There's a growl that's very familiar to Kitty, and she lets out a small gasp.]

Lockheed! What the hell's going on? I...I think I died. Phasing through the bullet. And you...were there, but you didn't obviously go through the bullet with me so...I don't know what to think. And I rarely ever really know what to think. Considering all of the weird crap we've seen.

[There's a silence.]

Right. Finding out exactly what's going on here is probably the best thing in this sort of a situation.

[There's the shuffle of footsteps, as the pair heads towards the directions of the knights.]

Excuse me? Could you maybe tell us what's going -HEY! Let go of me!

[There's a sound of a scuffle, and Lockheed's growls can be heard as Kitty phases through the library door, taking the tiny dragon with her.]

Okay. I don't know what that was, but I'd take a guess that those knights or whatever the hell they aren't exactly what I'd call friendly.

[There's a pause, as Kitty looks down at her PDA and notices that the thing's been on the entire time.]

...Has this thing been recording everything that's been happening to us the entire time? Doesn't really look my X-Men comm..still worth a shot, right Lockheed? Maybe there's a chance that the rest of the X-Men that went to Breakworld with us are here...

Um...hi? This is Kitty Pryde. Shadowcat.

[There's another growl.]

And Lockheed. Can anyone here us? Is anyone there?

BEST SUPERBOWL EVER!!!! And I didn't even care that the TV was making snide remarks, Apparently its a Patriots fan! But yes, it was a lot of fun, good food, good game, AWESOME halftime show. This is what I always look forward to every year!

It's a dark, sad, sad day when your french maker decides to rebel against you.

Apparently, it's telling me it's "overused".

Oh, for Goodness' sake.

I don't know what anyone can possibly hope to achieve by moving people from one place to another. God forbid they do anything useful.

The urge to go stab something is seriously rising. I bet if I got a beer, there would be little cartoon animals pouring me one, right? No one needs animals at the bar. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, definitely going to go stab something. If you wanna stab something too, just say the word.

My razor is on strike.

( Elena )