( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Dear Edward Cullen,

You have a soul. You have a really, really goody two-shoes soul. In fact, if I made a list of people who didn't have a soul in this city, I'd have to include 'not Edward Cullen' to stress just how much you have one.

:D Just figured you might want to know. Lulz.

XOXO
Gabriel

PS - Dear Everyone Else, Admire my self-restraint that it took me this long to troll a Cullen. Admire it.

Helpful cleaning animals and talking inanimate objects. I can only imagine that this is what Caboose see when he looks at the world.

I really hope this stops soon. Any insight into how Caboose's mind works is not a good thing in my book. Ever.

Ariadne has been sent home. She went home on the 25th. I should have put this on the network earlier but I didn't have my phone with me.

Arthur no longer lives here. If anyone is looking for him, he will not be found at [Eames' address]. No, I do not know where he is now.

( Morpheus )

( Juno )

I am torn between amusement and being annoyed by this conundrum that has presented itself recently.

I found it amusing to find my apartment being cleaned for me. Somehow those little mice know how to get blood out of any kind of clothing. I wonder if they will stay

But the talking dishes are noisy and certainly making it impossible to pick up some prey at the bar.

And the trees, well, they went all Wizard of Oz on my ass. I guess they don't appreciate having so many bodies buried near them. Ironically, they aren't all from me

It's certainly made this place more entertaining. Especially considering how the Mystic Falls Scooby Doo gang has become scared pansy-asssuch a boring bunch.