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So I actually filled this out last night but have just now had the opportunity to post it. Also? Merry Christmas, everyone!

( Information about yours truly. )

[ooc: Also? For the record? Claire and Dean filled theirs out at the same time. And no, Ashe and I did not cheat. Their answers lined up on their own. Kinda creepy in a totally awesome way. XD]

[ooc: This is posted a touch early as I'm not sure I'll be around for most of tomorrow until the evening, and this is meant to take place around 10AM or so.]

(For a second or two, there's nothing but the sound of a baby crying. Then Meri can be heard speaking, her tone worried and slightly muffled. In the background, there's a banging sound as though someone is pounding on a door.)

Shh, Gabbi, it'll be okay, you'll see.

(There's a bit of shuffling around, Gabbi's crying becomes a bit less audible and Meri's voice louder as she picks back up the PDA and starts speaking into it.)

Daddy? Daddy, I tried t'call just like you showed me but the phone won't work right and-

(The banging gets louder. Meri raises her voice, both out of fear as well as to be heard over the noise.)

Daddy, mommy sent me and Gabbi and Chomper in here and said t'call and there's these little monsters and they 'lectrotued mommy and the lights all went off and now they're trying to get into the bathroom where me and Chomper and Gabbi are. (She draws in a big breath; there's the sound of wood cracking.)

Daddy, you gots to come home RIGHT NOW cause I only gots four shots and there's least seven of them and-

(The door splinters, there's a clatter as the PDA is dropped followed by an inhuman growl of sorts and a snarl from a baby-sized velociraptor. Then two shots from a shotgun echo over the PDA with Meri's voice, a bit distantly, shouting for something to 'Go on, get OUT of here!')

I've been having this feeling like I'm being followed all day, and now I'm jumping at every little noise in the apartment. It's nothing, though, right? Just my imagination. Or some more holly jolly friends making a late Christmas appearance? Right?

Okay you lot, you're all coming round my place for New Year's Eve. I'm ordering take away; any requests or suggestions?

Apparently...

no, that's the wrong word, because I just watched it on the television, so it's real, and Max saw it as well, so I didn't imagine it.

There is a film about Pete and Su and Lu and I. And Caspian. In Narnia. It's the queerest thing. And Trumpkin was in it and Reepicheep and Glenstorm and Jadis and even that squeaky little squirrel.

Pattertwig! That was his name.