( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Are we participating in the Games here? I don't expect anyone to answer me or provide me with an honest answer as it may prove to be quite disadvantage to tell an opponent what exactly they are up against.

Still....this is the strangest arena I have ever seen.

If you had a power brownout last night, it's probably because there's a house on our street COVERED in white lights, and when the family lit them up... there went everyone else's power for a bit.

Good thing they finally finished all that stringing. The dad semi-fell off the roof the other day, and I don't know if he would've come back if he'd broken his neck.

I'm gonna join Helen in the Sanctuary kitchen for some holiday baking! Any requests? Probably gonna focus my efforts on things that Ianto and Isabel could use for the pageant, but I have noooo decorating ability.

Do we have a deep fryer?

Forge! Forge, can you build me one? Because latkes I can do in a frying pan, but I want to try making sufganiyot which is basically Hebrew for "jelly doughnut" and a deep fryer would make things so much easier for those.

Apparently.. it's my birthday.

Technically this makes me 31. I think? Something like that. Shit.

I'm going to go drink. Anyone want to buy the birthday girl a drink or a lap dance?

Are you going to stop being a prat and listen to me now?

Hey baby. I was going to text but my phone is being stupid and won't let me use the text option for some reason.

Not to freak out or anything but do you think you could wrap up work at the garage a little early? It's just that I think I might be in labor. Maybe. Possibly. I mean, it could be Braxton Hicks but I'm not sure I want to take that chance.

So, you know, whenever you can get here so we can swing by the clinic, that would be awesome.

Love you!

(edited to the post two minutes later)
Actually? I take it back. I'm pretty sure I'm definitely in labor.

My water just broke.