( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I still can't believe that Hugo, of all people, got married. </s>And I'm still single. How is that fair?</s> I would have loved it if Aunt Hermione or Nana were here just for their reactions alone. That would have been priceless.

Hey, Juno, I didn't get a chance to say it the other day, but welcome to the family. Be glad that not everyone is here, because then they'd probably scare you away. Ok, I'm kidding.

Well, isn't this a quaint little surprise.

Now, if you don't mind, I need to get back to my TARDIS. I have some extremely time-sensitive tests running, and if left too long, well... the consequences will be unpleasant.

I should have said something earlier, but I was so wrapped up in my new husband these past few days, that it just slipped my mind.

That's right, I said husband. Nathan and I got married a few days ago. I'm now Joanna Beth Harvelle-Wuornos.

I think it has a very nice ring to it, personally.

Another fortune cookie without a fortune. I wonder if that means anything.

Oh well. Probably not.

[ooc: meet parker, re!casted XD]