( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Is there anyone who wasn't in costume yesterday? I just had to punch out some guy dressed as a zombie for trying to chomp my arm while I was trying to buy my morning coffee.

This has gone from amusing to annoying at bullet speeds.

[The sound of buttons being pressed is heard]

Where am I? Who is behind this? Show yourselves and fight me like men instead the cowards you undoubtedly are. You will regret kidnapping me; I am The Dread Pirate Roberts. [More buttons are pushed]

[ooc: Peter was dressed as The Man in Black aka Westley from The Princess Bride]

This is the strangest place I've ever been - not that I have much basis for comparison, of course, but even my father's inventions don't compare with this little device! And the lights with no flame! However do they work?

But the people here are even stranger. They tell me it's Colligo, and yet none of them can tell me where that is or why I'm here! Perhaps they're under a spell.

Strangest of all, though, is that library. Why would anybody build a great library and then set guards around it and let nobody in? I'll have to find some other way in. There must be more books in there than I've seen in my whole life!

[ooc: yes, ariadne was matching eames and is now belle.]

I demand to know who is behind kidnapping me! Circe? Ares? Luthor?

If any of the Justice League can me, this is Wonder Woman. I appear to be in a strange mansion in a city not near any we know.

Also, there is a dinosaur with me. It appears to be not vicious...but we shall see.

[slightly cloth-muffled]

Oh, heavens, someone please help me! Can anyone hear me? There's a dreadful slavering monster just up the lane, and a young girl alongside who surely is endangered, even though she is clothed most immodestly. If only I had any means of defense with me. Oh, there must be a soldier or militia man around who can save me!

AHHHHHH LOVE is in the air. I think that it has been a great day for it, but now my feet are killing me, any man out there wanting to rub my feet?

(OOC: Any male character that could be under her love spell? LOL)