( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Either someone named Colligo paid for way too many buildings around here, or I'm in a place called Colligo.

When and where the hell is this?! If I'm supposed to be flattered by getting kidnapped across space and time again, I'm really not!

$100? Is that 100 dollars US, Aussie, Venus, or what?

Anyone want to pay me to be handsome?

And have you seen a tall, pale and handsome Welshman named Ianto Jones around? The last time we got yanked off of Earth, we landed at different times. He'll probably smell like coffee.

Peter. Lancelot. I have a sword for each of you, sorry it took so long.

Hello there, Colligo! Quite nice weather you're having here. I was wondering if anyone could tell me if there's a bank that's open or am I expected to go until start of the business week without any funds whatsoever? Awfully shortsighted on the part of our captor, that.

HELP! SOMEBODY!

MISTER CHARLES WAS HELPING ME AND THEN HE GRABBED HIS HEAD AND STARTED TO BLEED OUT HIS NOSE THEN HIS EYES CLOSE AND HE WENT THUMP ON THE FLOOR AND NOW HE WON'T WAKE UP AND I REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED A GROWN-UP HERE PLEASE NOW!

[ooc: Please note that the all caps are due to the program Bo uses that translates speech into type on her PDA. Ergo, the program hears her shrieking and translates to all caps rather than regular-sized text.]

Lucy Saxon's gone.

I went by her flat, and she wasn't there any more. All her things are gone, so I suppose she's been sent back.

I miss She was Oh Merlin, she's dead I rather hate this place at times.

Request time: does anybody know a good tattoo parlor here? It's not like there's a Yelp for Colligo or anything. And I asked one of the staff at the store but he just rolled his eyes and told me he couldn't help me, which was strange considering he has like fourteen tattoos on his arms alone, but it was the end of his shift so I didn't want to ask him what was up with his attitude.

Right. Anyway. Recommendations? Or is everyone here opposed to ink in their skin? Except you, Eames.

I am glad to see you've all settled back into your proper timelines. As proper as this place is. It's very backwards, isn't it? Tipsy-turny. Up is down, left is right, all those silly little things through the looking glass.

Now then. Where is my Thief? In all your incarnations.

It figures that once things stop going haywire around here, they start going haywire again.

So, I was heading back to the precinct after a coffee run and this little old lady who looks disturbingly like my grandfather in drag drops her shopping bag in front of me. Being a gentleman, I stop to help her pick up her cantaloupe and what do you think she does? She hits me in the head with her cane, and says that if I don't drop her melons right away, she's going to cry rape. Even explaining that I'm a cop didn't stop her from actually yelling that at the top of her lungs.

Somethings wrong with some of the people here. I'm genuinely disturbed.

I truly apologise if I unduly worried anyone. I am perfectly fine. There was a slight mishap, but all is well. Really, the incident was very minor.

( Bo )
Are you all right?

You didn't do anything wrong, dear. I promise you didn't. I simply underestimated the intensity with which our abilities would interact. I am perfectly fine and I apologise for scaring you.

If you're willing, we can try again. I promise there won't be a repeat of the last time.

So, if there is anything that today's incident with my idiotic, reckless brother taught me, it was that we are in no way prepared for any sort of real crisis. So. Keeping that in mind, I think we should all get on the same page for what to do if things go bad since they probably will on many occasions. Especially since my brother has no self-preservation to speak of. At all. Not even a little.

( Just read it, people. )

( Locked to the Sanctuary Residents )

( Locked to Nikola Tesla )

( Locked to John Druitt )

I am certain this entire city knows what the Sanctuary is here for, given it seems it's rather hard to keep any sort of secret here. Therefore, I would just like to reaffirm that if people need any sort of medical treatment or help with their abilities, I am more than willing to sit down and help. Although you all most likely have sources for this already, I thought I would simply offer again.

Man, some people are rude as hell. Way to cheap out on tips, Colligo.