( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

While my current predicament can most accurately be described as wholly improbable, I still find myself unable to deny I have suddenly relocated to a flat in an unknown location by a means yet to be ascertained. Would anyone be so kind as to fill in the relevant details?

I'm back here?

Daddy?

Ashley, are you here too?

My Summer-Christmas present hatched! Female Antipodean Opaleye, about 13 inches snout to tail. Still missing a couple of scales and slight film over one nostril but otherwise healthy and absolutely bloody GORGEOUS.

Now she just needs a name. I'll open the floor to suggestions.

I can't find my mommy. She's not in her room or her lab or nowhere else and I don't know where she is and I really want to see her but I can't find her nowhere!

Someone needs to come bail me out of jail.

Wrong. You're all wrong. Too much noise and not enough substance. You need a better information system; now I have a headache.

So, I have to ask, are things always this eventful in this city?

Because I'm still getting used to the whole 'It's almost seventy years later and there's no Nazis' thing. If this is a weekly thing, I'm not sure I'll ever catch up.