( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

So let me get this straight. Elena and everyone is still here, but I just can't see them or talk to them because we're from the same place? Is this the type of weird stuff that happens here all the time? This had better not last long,because I need to talk to Bonnie.. So, since I can't talk to my sister and my friends, I'm gonna have to figure out what there is to do around here on my own and I guess I should find a job before I starve. This is gonna be a whole lot of fun.

I have to admit that I find this whole situation fascinating. At first, when I got up this morning I thought Uncle Charlie had just gone out early, but now I come to find out that he may have been here and may even be here right now, but I just can't see him. Nor can I contact anyone else from my reality.

I'd love to know what sort of magic is used to achieve something like this.

I'm bored now. Who wants to babysit me today?

I must say, I find this far more amusing than I probably should. And I'll get sick of playing the go-between very shortly, I'm sure. But for now, watching John and Sherlock orbit round each other but never seeing or hearing or touching the other? Is a bit hilarious. (Yes, lads, that is why I've occasionally started sniggering. I apologise.)

And I'm much less worried than I would be if Ron were I had wanted to bring Hugo round, but I trust everyone else is doing well? Coping? This is far from the worst we've had to go through. Irritating, but not actually life-threatening, I think. Of course, now that I've said that someone's going to go and drown in the lake with no one round to save them but someone who can't hear or see them, or something like that. I wonder if I'd be able to see the giant squid? Does that count as someone from my world?

Went to get a coffee, left with a job. Go figure. Too bad I can't tell anyone I know.

Seems like a good time to do this, since everybody's so worried about getting in touch with everybody else.

I run a business back home called Strife Delivery Service. I'm not keen on being stuck with whatever Asaph is willing to give me, so I'm starting the business back up here in Colligo. If you need to get something to somebody, give me a call and I'll make sure it gets there.

[phone number]

This is not Gotham City.