Holy alternate reality, Batman!
Or I'm guessing it's an alternate reality, what with the two moons and the handsy suits of armor. Jeez. Buy a girl dinner first or something! I'm pretty sure you get felt up less by airport security.
And yeah, I'm as big a fan of nifty gadgets as anyone, but doesn't actually make up for the whole kidnapping thing.
So anyone want to explain? Anyone? Bueller?