( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

So it would appear that not all vampires are exactly created equal here. Werewolf bites? Are you serious?

Man, I am so tied tomorrow. I miss sexting.

All right, so what the fuck is there to do in this place? Cause I'm gettin itchy, and that's never good for anyone.

I can't believe you're all sitting around twiddling your thumbs or some shit like that.

Today is Father's Day, wish my sons were here, but grateful to have my daughter. Claire, any plans?

I think I need to get out for awhile, does anyone want to come with me? Meeting new people might be a good distraction.

I don't recommend plugging in the hair dryer, the curling iron, the radio, and the cell phone all at once. Sorry, if anyone's in the dark. I blew a fuse. I'll get my dad to fix it.

Speaking of my dad, Happy Father's Day, Dad. I was going to cook dinner for you, but...I think I'm an even worse cook than you. How about ice cream and cookies for dinner? Either that, or we have to go out, cause...yeah.

Daddy, can we get pizza tonight?

Is there anybody out there that won't wander away when I want to know more than the name of this place? I'd really like to know what's going on and so far I can't seem to get much in the way of help.

If you're going to send your toy soldiers after me, make sure they're made out of a material that isn't so easily crushed. Now, someone tell me what is going on and where I am before I get an idea about what to do with all this scrap metal.

I think fathers day is one of the best ideas ever. It's rather enjoyable seeing them together, especially seeing her beat him up with her shoe. I have to say I don't know which one I find more adorable. [Insert Picture of Arthur/Abigail playing on the grass]

Okay, the free phone is nifty - it's way better than the one I have - but I don't really think it's an adequate tradeoff for being kidnapped. And brought to... is this Earth with an added moon and some kind of parallel reality or another planet or what?

Is anybody reading this? I mean obviously someone must be if there's a communications network. Hello?

( Filtered to Mr. Salvatore )