( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

( Rather than sounding confused or annoyed, Charles sounds fairly excited and fascinated with the situation. He's also clearly talking to himself. )

Well now...isn't this just interesting? Those knights were certainly a nice touch. Couldn't get a read on -

Still...how did I even get here? Or rather who is the cause of this? For someone to bring me -

Oh...two moons. Well that just makes it all the more fascinating then. A parallel world perhaps? I haven't met anyone who could warp reality or bridge dimensions, but the potential is certainly -

And this device. It looks like something Hank would come up with, though I haven't the faintest idea of its purpose as yet. No matter, I'm certain I'll -

( He finally sounds a bit frustrated. )

Oh, that's just brilliant. They could have been courteous enough to drop me off at the bottom at least.

( Mumbled slightly. )

Bloody stairs.

Since it seems that I'm going to be stunned here for awhile, I wanted to know if there is a Unicorn I can enchant in for the tiny beiges. I was attending a Muppet Unicorn back home, so I assume it won't be that diseased here.

What in the world? Why can't I erect this? ere e r a s e this?

I am looking for a U n i v e r s i t y.

Is this thing broken?

[DYAC strikes Hugo]

Psst. Hey! Morgan Freeman!

Making the city easily accessible for someone who can't walk. You're doing it wrong.

Just saying.

♥

Oh god, I actually bit someone. I've never done that before I

I am so sorry. I'm really terribly sorry.

I remember what happened and there's something I really need to tell you.

But first, are you all right? How is your shoulder? I sincerely hope I didn't injure you too badly.

Okay. Let's see if I have this straight. Some person, power, deity, whatever has decided to just start collecting people. We don't get to leave, and we're all from different worlds. Does that sound about right? What exactly are we supposed to do while we're here?

I know naptime's not over but there was a scary lady with red hair that was making people do mean things to each other so I don't want to sleep no more please. Can I just color til I can get out of bed?

[ooc: backdated to earlier this afternoon]

Right. So I'm stuck here now? All that time getting a physical form back together and I'm shoved into someone's display cabinet?? Seriously?!?

Your Knights are fighting each other. You might want to send a handyman over before someone's helmet gets lost under a bookcase.

Donna's gone. I went to see if she was doing any better and she's not here anymore.

( cut for length...and woe. )

(OOC: backdated to Friday night)


Help......I was just attacked by a werewolf. I was walking back from class, anyways, I tried to scare it away but it just got to me, it bit my leg and my arm and I wrapped something over it but I can't move. I need healing quickly please, I don't know how bad it is. I'm by the college by a tree. Please hurry.