( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

No'one's seen a skinny little were twerp running around starkers, have they?

[Filtered to HP people]

Fuck I'm re Moony I've lost Remus. I didn't mean to. I do I don't know what happened. He just transformed and he said he wasn't going to last night but he did it the fuck anyway, and then he freaked out and fucked off and he hasn't come back and I'm really worried I don't I've been up all night and I can't find him anywhere.

Has anyone seen Jeremy? I can't find him.

I'm starting to get worried. Is he with anyone?

So. No signal when I try to reach Edge, and I'm pretty sure this isn't Costa del Sol. We obviously have a problem. Somebody care to tell me what it is? I'd like to hear the excuse this time.

You know if I wanted to be manhandled I would through airport security. At least I would be expecting a thorough pat down. Seriously what’s up with the suits of armor? Not only did they have the element of surprise but I'm half their size. They were unnecessarily rough. I would have left all on my own if they just asked. Don’t they think of others? There are some people that tend to bruise easily, not me but some people. Although I've learned my lesson. Don't try to fight in a library but to be honest they started it.

Oh you know what never mind, what the hell is going on?

( filtered AGAINST the werewolves )