( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

What's this world coming to when a bloke can't even go out to buy some smokes and diapers without being forced to kill a bunch of hobbits with leprosy? I forgot how ugly those nasty sods are. You might want to consider trading up, Glory.

I died. I don't know where I am, but I suddenly don't feel dead anymore.

Can anyone help me?

Hello all!

So. What'd I miss?

( Filtered to the Eleventh Doctor )

Look...I know you probably don't want anything to do with me...and I personally don't blame you.

I tried to keep my distance. You have a life here, one that doesn't have me in it, and I didn't want to mess that up. I respected you enough by just laying low and staying far, far away.

But I can't.

I'd like to talk to you. I know, you don't trust me, so I'll understand if you won't see me...but I feel like we need to clear the air on some things.

It can be on your terms. We don't have to meet in private, it can be in a public place, and you put a nice line of salt between us if you want.

Just...think about it, Sam? Please?

Parker and I found John wandering the park.

There's definitely something wrong with him. I'm not sure what Glory did to him, but he's not in a good state.

He's sedated resting right now, but he's going to need some looking after.

[FILTERED TO JULES REYNOLDS]
I need to talk to you. It's about Katherine.

[FILTERED TO ANNA (TVD!)]
Hey. So I was wondering if you were willing to answer some vampire related questions for me?

Okay so job hunting, going pretty well. I applied for some jobs at the mall, but I'm not so sure that I want to be a "mall worker". I want something that I'll enjoy, like a magic store. Also I've decided that I'm going to enroll in some classes at the college that I spotted. I was already in college back home, why not continue my education here. I think I can get used to this place, now if I can just find a job so I can decorate my apartment, it is a little blank.

[Filter Fail to Huck Finn]

How goes the vamp novel? Can I ask about the plot or is that top secret? I was wondering if you wanted anymore first-hand tips or had any other questions on realism. After all, what good is being friends with a vampire if you can't use them as reference material? And unlike reference books, I don't need to be checked in and out of the library.