Sentences I never thought I would say and yet manage to say pretty regularly in this city:
I am going to
murder this raptor in a minute.
And Dean, you are so partially to blame for this. "Close the closet door so my new shoes don't get eaten" means pretty much exactly what it sounds like.
You owe me some new Manolo Blahnik's. No, wait. I say that and you're liable to hunt down some guy named Manolo. You so owe me.