( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

[There is the definite sound of someone moving, branches cracking, and fast, panicked breathing.]

Help! Mayday, mayday!

[Parker's voice is a harsh whisper; it's clear she's trying to be quiet and is clearly afraid. There is a low tone of a man's voice, the words are garbled, then the sounds of more moving and branches snapping. There is silence for a few seconds, then some muffled 'shoo, shoo' sounds, before Parker's all but shrieking into the PDA in an obvious panic.]

There's a man... I mean a horse... IT'S A HORSE-MAN IN THE PARK AND IT'S TALKING TO ME AND WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! HEEEEEEELLLP!

[OOC: Yep, that's right. There's centaurs in the park. And the forest, but at least one of them wandered into the park somehow. And came across Parker. Because I am evil and it's all Ashe's fault anyway.]

If these god damn pains don't stop soon I'm grounding the bloody baby before I have him.

So... I was thinking I should get a job. I seem to be doing a hell of a lot of nothing recently. And getting a job is responsible, right?

Right. Enough with the bloody bureaucracy and red tape. Anyone out there vehemently opposed to my returning those to life who were killed during the recent bombing at the clinic?

[Edited to add about fifteen minutes later]
And time for objections has since passed. Let's all try not to traumatize the recently returned to life now, shall we?

[OOC: Following the edit, everyone killed in the clinic bombing will find themselves on the steps of the library, fully returned to life, with no memory of what happened after the explosion. They will also have their PDAs in their possession and with no signs of anything else being amiss besides the missing lapse in time.]

Neria? Nathaniel? Caroline? ...Alistair?

Any of you know what's going on?

I don't have any new tattoos anywhere and I don't have a headache so there went my first explanation. And I don't remember drinking any darkspawn blood...

Well, I seem to have misplaced a week somewhere.

Would someone like to tell me where I put it?