( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

this place really SUCKS



[ooc: Yes. Vicki is depressed and high.]

Right then. Let's see if I've got this straight, shall we?

I'm in a city with no clear means of escape, on a planet that no one seems to know, for a reason that's yet to be determined. Anyone can appear from most anywhere, even if it seems entirely impossible, and apparently on occasion things tend to get quite interesting with various experiments being performed upon or around us without our consent.

How am I doing so far? Have I missed anything?

( filtered to Anna )

( filtered to Elena )

Okay, that was weird.

[Eames, Arthur]
I am so, so sorry.

Jumping in with both feet. Is there an active form of government here? I might be able to help. I was senator of New York, back where I come from.

Um. So. There's this horse. And it's following me. And I can't get it to leave me alone. It hasn't learned to climb the tree yet but it still won't go away.

WHAT DO I DO?!?!

Did that really just happen? I must have hit my head or something. Boss?

Yeah, don't ever want to do that again.

( Filtered to Cas and Parker )

[Filtered to Whoniverse people & Sam Tyler]

Trip out of the city tomorrow, you lot? Me and Donna know a very nice spot. Rolling fields, weird cavey-type-things with weird cavey-type-art and stuff... There's something that might be a cow. Ooh! And there's a beach nearby! Everyone likes a beach. Although not the sand... Sand gets everywhere. And if nothing explodes we can go look at the rainforest and its monkey/leaf/bird thing.

Although I will need some people to take samples of stuff. And keep an eye on K-9. And make sure no'one falls off cliffs or anything else that happens when we go out on day-trips. Someone bring a picnic. Elspeth has a child seat, right? I could make one, but I'll need a beanbag.

Jenny, River, Donna, whoever - you can assist me and other-me in driving. Assist. Not help. I mean, you'll be being helpful, but it won't be help.

Am I allowed to use the art things in this flat? I would like to draw, please.

It must be my bar mitzvah, cause today I am a man.

God, I look like Harry Dresden on a bad hair day.