I had thought the afterlife would be a little different. More clouds... or brimstone really. I hadn't decided which way yet. Libraries and knights were not exactly the traditional portrait I'd seen.
So if I'm not dead, which I clearly remember happening, what is this place?
[switches to voice, and the muffled voice of a small boy can be heard whistling and singing, along with the sound of rustling cloth and other ambient noise]
...buffalo gals wontcha come out t'night...
[that's right ladies & gents! you've just been butt-dialed by huckleberry finn]