( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I'm a girl! Alex! You must have jinxed it. If I believed in that kind of stuff. Which I don't. Although there are jinxes around here, aren't there? The magic-y kind.

Anyway... Oooh! Never been a girl before. I've been a lot of things but I've never been a girl. Didn't have to die or regenerate or anything. That's nice. That's always nice, not dying. Better than the invasion, this. A girl! It's... different.

$30 in groceries.
$10 lunch.
$7 hair dye.
Going back to blonde, priceless.

Now all I need to do is find a job. There's no way I'm going to survive with fifty three dollars left in the bank. I was a pretty good waitress, might just go back to that.

(Claire W.)

We're identical now. I just really miss being blonde. I hated going brunette but it helped me hide.

[Accidental voice post after Regulus knocks the PDA off his bed side table. Frantic rustling can be heard for a while before someone finally speaks]

What-
Fuck-
Where-

[More movement]

What filthy Order member would dare to kidnap me? REVEAL YOURSELF NOW!



[OOC: Reg has gone AU! He's now from a universe where he is an extreme purist fanatic who revels in his Death Eater status with a sick delight. Yeay! Have fun with him!]

This is highly unorthodox.


Mal?



....Dom?



( ooc )

Hey, Parker. You wanna get ice cream with me? I have enough cash to pay for it.

In other news, there's this gigantor guy claiming to be my runt of a brother. Which is kind of laughable, but whatever. It's maybe kind of nice to not have to worry about Sammy for a little while, except that I can't really stop worrying about him because my whole life has been focused on worrying about him. I just really want to know where he is. And if I've been kidnapped, that's cool, but pretending to be my six year old brother, when you're like 26 is not cool, man. I don't know anyone gonna fall for that, I don't care what little details you know, that only Sam would know.

It's not so bad, for a kidnapping. There's cute girls and horror movies and a shooting range that actually lets me shoot. Not your typical kidnapping. But where the hell is my brother? Or my dad, for that matter?

Can someone help me? I'm looking for my brother. His name is Simon, and he's older than me.

Except that he's very very ill, and I really need to find him. If anyone's seen someone taller than me, with brown hair and looks very disturbed, please let me know.

And please don't call the Alliance

[ooc: River is AU where Simon went to get his brain drilled into and made crazy and River went to get him out]

I understand why whoever is in charge does these sorts of things to us. It has to get pretty boring, watching us all settle into the lives that have been created for us here, and I can appreciate the need to shake that foundation a little. I don't like it, but I do understand.

What I don't understand, however, is how I can go this long with nothing terrible happening to me only to wake up one day with the total and complete inability to lie even a little.

While working at City Hall.

During election month, no less.

I really do have quite interesting timing, if I do say so myself. Hello, Colligo! I have most certainly missed you!

Look, babe, now I match you and other-you.