( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

What the bloody hell was that!? One minute I'm fighting for my life against an army of bloody demons then I'm in a library. Note to self, suits of armor pack a punch. Also, would somebody care to explain why there are two sodding moons? I don't think I'm in LA anymore, Toto.

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[Goes onto voice post]

Hello? Where am I? I am unsure about how I got here, is this meant to be what heaven looks like? I can't be in hell.

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Hello? Can anyone read this? Has anyone seen a boy with dark hair or a young man with light hair or a little girl with them?

So Black, about that thing you were going to do for me?

Also, how dare you do this to my boyfriend. {Insert a photo of James all orange and glowing yellow xD}

Mom? Dad? Dash? Jack-Jack? Anybody out there? I'm kinda freaking out a little here...

Uh... Hi.

So I suppose I need a job and stuff right? What's going around this place? I saw there's an animal sanctuary and stables in the park - any of them hiring?

Also, what's the deal with pets in these flats?

MY PICTURES CAME ALIVE JUST LIKE AT HOGWARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

While I can certainly appreciate the effort put into all of this, the next time someone decides to make the only picture I have of my parents start acknowledging me when I look at it, a little warning would be nice.

( Filtered to Jude )

[Filtered against Adam Milligan]
I'm hot, tired, and my back and feet hurt like crazy. Plus, Katie's auditioning for the Rockettes. Kill me now?


[Filtered to Adam]
How're you settling in?

Right. So apparently some of the locals aren't quite as inept as they seem to be. And apparently those same not so inept locals have decided it'd be super good fun to start poking at certain types in this city just because they can.

Not that I'm expecting anyone reading this to really know who they are, or anything else of any real use, but knowledge is power, or something like that, so now you know. Just be careful, alert, blah blah blah. I'm pretty sure we all get the picture by now.

( Filtered to Crowley )

WHAT THE BUGGERING FUCK?