( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I had a dream and it was scary and there was monsters and I didn't like it and I want my real dreams back now, please.

Okay. So. I got jumped by someone today, right? Not such a big deal and definitely not the first time. However, when I shoved the guy off of me and into the street, he burst into flames then exploded into dust.

Please tell me this is not the city's idea of a vampire. I might even be willing to consider a lie at this point in a vain attempt to save my own sanity.