( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Backdated to earlier tonight

Mommy when are you going to come home and sleep with me AND Daddy so that I don't have to keep going to your room all the time??

What's going on? Why am I here? Send me home now. Bitch. Whine. Moan. Rage.

That's the standard format, yes? Didn't leave anything out? I would so hate to deviate from the norm?

I do have to say the twenty-first century has brilliant phones.

I do not recognize this location nor its inhabitants.

I require an explanation.

Definitely not what I was expecting.

While this is infinitely preferable to the previous time I was Force-blind, I still think this is awful.

I have a request. I have spent so long meditating within the Force that I am finding it extremely difficult to even begin to find my center now that it is gone. It is remarkably hypocritical of me to instruct Yvaine on how to do this properly if I cannot even manage to maintain a light meditative state myself. Is there anyone who would be willing to assist?

So...thoughts on how I tell him?

( Filtered to Eames and Ariadne )

Wow.

I think my device might be possessed or something. Is that even possi

There's something wrong with me. I... I think I'm broken.

Having magic is very nice and all, but I'm very much done with this place. I thought this was better than being trapped on an island by myself, but actually it feels like I'm stranded by myself anyway.

Being able to wash up is nice though. So is being warm when I want to. I tried that apparition thing? It didn't work too well. And bloody hell it hurts. Not doing that again.

Can't I just go home though? I miss my Doctor. Even if it meant going back to 1930 and getting on an airship and dying, I think I'd rather be there than all of this.

Fucking hell, I need a drink.

Edit
Of beer.

Further Edit
Nothing else. No need to panic.

Yet another Edit
oh, what's the fucking point of this?

Fuck.

I think I may have the best boyfriend there is.

Filtered to Adam/Dean

I wanted to apologise. I have no real excuse for it, no matter what people say, and I'm sorry.

Filtered to Sirius

Lunch tomorrow?