( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

No one let Ron cook for you.

I've fallen for some pretty pathetic things in my day but even I know that this cannot possibly be what happens after you die. The afterlife if one even exists would not be this lame.

So, enough with this 'that's for you to decide' New Age crap. Who do I have to shoot around here to start getting some useful answers?

I had a dream last night and there was a circus and lots of cotton candy and I gots to play with the lions and clowns and not none of it was really real not even a little!

I think my apartment is haunted. The lights keep flickering and the radio and TV keep going staticy.

HOLY CRAP! I forgot how fast I can move. Fly. Whatever.

( Filtered to Eames )

Day one: Amusing.

Day two: Infuriating.

Day three: Agonizing.

Day four: Ill advised.

So this is what drunk feels like.

No wonder you bumbling idiots are always so keen to do it.

( Aziraphale )

I will never again tease someone who has a hangover. This is absolute torture.

{OOC: Backdated to just after midnight last night}

I know it's late, but will someone be able to walk me home? I should be done soon but they wont let me leave alone.

I never thought I'd be able to Dream without having to sleep. This is amazing. And the things I can build! If I thought it was pure creation before, that's nothing to what it is now.

Eames, where are you? I want to see your best Bela Lugosi.

( [Arthur] )

( There is a muted thump as Lucy's PDA falls to the ground and slides partially under the bed. All voices and sounds that are picked up on from this point onward are slightly muffled due to the distance from the PDA. Lucy can be heard first; her tone is most definitely panicked. )

- don't have any matches, Doctor! I swear to you, I don't. One moment I was on the street, the next moment I was here and...

( Lucy's voice trails off, then a shriek as a loud 'whoosh' can be heard, similar to the sound of wood catching fire. )

The dresser, Doctor! It's reached the dresser!

( The Doctor can be heard now, his tone mostly curious with a little bit of confusion and panic as well )

Blimey that's...it's really...just...stay completely still. Don't move a muscle. I'll be right-

( Footfalls as the Doctor runs off and returns, his tone confident now. )

Aquamenti!

( A moment of silence, then frustratedly )

No...that's not right. Aqua...agua...blast it! Aguamenti!

( There is the distinctive sound of running water and a loud sizzle. After a few seconds, Lucy speaks again. Her tone has gone from frightened to faintly amused. )

Thank goodness you didn't try levitating it, at least. Thank you, Doctor. Now if I could just find my PDA. I know I dropped it around here somewhere...

( The sounds grow muffled as Lucy's hand wraps around the PDA and picks it up. Her voice is closer now, much clearer. )

Oh, dear. I wonder if there's some way I can possibly-

( The Voice Post Function is cancelled. )

Wow. That was a really big library! Genis would've loved it. But where is he? Lloyd isn't here either...

And this thing is weird. It's a different kind of magitechnology that I've ever seen. 

So...where am I? This isn't a Desian place nor does it look like it. Reminds me of Palamacosta, but it doesn't feel like it.

I must admit, when forewarned that rather odd things tended to happen in this city, even I wasn't quite prepared for all of this. It's extremely intriguing, of course, but rather dangerous to just pass about abilities of this calibre to wholly unsuspecting people.

( Filtered to future!Dean Winchester )

So, what did I miss?



[Parker]
What the hell? I've had the damn thing five minutes and it's already beeping at me.

I've got to agree with the guy listing the days. This is getting old really, really quickly. Actually, it was old after the first hour of freaking out.

There should be three people in this city that can suddenly travel, teleport, what teleport in orbs of twinkling blue and white light. If that's coming with the sudden need to help people, put them on the right path, - and for two of you? - vanquish demons (Just the evil ones. And sometimes the neutral on Good and Neutral need not apply)? That means your new powers belong to me and my family. Two of you? Have magic. Now there's a third new witch, who can blow things up and freeze them. But you don't orb, so that's one less thing to fre worry about. If you fit all three of those categories. Answer here because I'd really like to know who has what and the Book. Shut up, Chris. I was getting to that. Stop hovering over my shoulders! Don't you have work or a Peter to do? Now look what you made me.

Then ask three of you for a favor. Nothing really big or life-changing just for you to cast a spell that could find

Where is the off-switch?

Donna, I'm going to have to assume this is a bout of the crazy, like you warned me would happen.

You all eat strange food. Little red wiggly squares are winning in the race for strangest. They moved all over the place.

But I will say, this clothing is very comfortable compared to Jimmy's suit. That was beginning to feel slightly heavy and confining. Warm, too.

This is definitely going to take some getting used to. Been a while since I was completely human.

( Filtered to Remus Lupin )

I want this out of me, seriously. It was interesting for the first few hours after I figured out what I was doing, but I've since nearly set fire to several things in the apartment and made the toaster explode.

And as an added bonus, the more frustrated I get, the worse these powers get.

( [Eames] )