( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Problem: An alcoholic House Elf.

Solution: [YOUR SUGGESTION HERE!]

Go!

(No 'Just Hex Him' answers will be considered. And Merlin, could this be one time where it would be acceptable to just order Kreacher to stop?)

Arthur Pendragon you are sleeping on the couch from now on.

Thank you, Neria, for the assistance you provided my foolish young friends. They would insist on sharing absolutely everything.

( Filtered to Merrill )

( filtered to Vicki )

Happy birthday, Lilu!

We'll just pretend you're still my younger sister who is actually younger than me, shall we?

I tried. I really did. I stopped a robbery at the corner store and I waited around for the cops and I even sketched out a picture of what the guy looked like because he was mean and threatened to shoot a kid. AND NOW THE COPS WANT ME TO CONSIDER WORKING WITH THEM AS A SKETCH ARTIST!!!!!

I am never doing a good deed again. Ever.

I believe we have a party to plan.