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Does anyone have any good suggestions to prevent a precocious little girl from accidentally rolling herself under a bed? Or how to get her back out again?

I found a catalogue. You know muggles have kettles that boil water in three seconds?? AND you can get home bread makers AND ice cream makers and all sorts of crap.

Oooh! You can get toasters which double as a radio!!!!

Moony, Prongs, I'm subscribing you both to this catalogue-thingy. It's bloody excellent.

I'm now like the majority here since I've procured a job. Compelled the manager to give me the job, but still. It never occured to me how little jobs there are that operate solely at night. I haven't had a real job in such a long time, this should be fun.