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[Elena]
Hey, my friend Juno's birthday is tomorrow and she's having a party. Do you mind if we go? And I may have a doctor's appointment this week.


[Crowley]
I was wondering if I could talk to you sometime soon about maternity leave?


[Dr. Watson]
Can I make an appointment for this week?

Well that was weird, rude, and a thousand other words that don't need to be mentioned.

Why the hell I was in a library is a good questi What exactly is all this?

Well, has this past week been interesting or what? People waking up in beds with strangers. Manipulative and deadly Vampires threatening my friends. Weapons being pulled out all wily-nily. If you take out the forced marriage part and sort of squint at the buildings this place reminds me a lot of good, old L.A. Actually even when you factor in the arranged marriage part. There are some demonic clans that still find that sort of thing appealing. And you can just forget mind-numbing pain for cheating and trying to run away. They just disembowel you right there and the

It's enough to make a demon feel down-right nostalgic. Maybe even break out into song.

Anyway, where was I going with this. Oh, ri to spare you all another shock - since it seems like our fair captor(s) are really interested in all of us mixing it up - I decided to introduce myself. I've been avoidi remiss in doing that, and what with the new surge of arrivals, it seemed like a good plan.

Hello everyone, you can call me the Host my name is Lorne - please spare me the jokes - and I'm a demon. One of the good ones in my dimension. In fact, the only thing I'd ever kill for is a good sea breeze. Just kidding! I'm as harmless as they come, really.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask. But here, let me help you out with answering some of the basics: Yes, I'm really green. Yes, the horns are real. The stunning sense of style? All mine and natural. And that delightful rendition of 'I Will Survive'? Sung by yours truly.

Anything else? Don't be shy.

Show of hands, now. Who missed me?

Angel, Adam, I best be seeing your hands front and center.

Holy crap! The Guennol Lioness! It's here! I don't know how but it's here! And as soon as I can lose the husband, it'll be mine!

the tape was not necessary trickster. 

nor were the guards or library. 

i need to retu

So somehow I managed to get out of my former employer's Hell, end up in a library, and then get thrown out by two clunky pieces of junk. As much as I appreciate the respite and having a pulse again, I don't get that lucky. Anyone want to give me an idea of what's going on?

I've found a puppy!

( Click to see! )

This isn't where Am I still This is wrong Vinc Could someone please tell me what's going on?

I can't I keep seeing I'm a little bit confused.