( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I didn't even notice I was here until I felt something shoving me out the door.

Well great, this really messes up my plans. I have too much work to do. Hello? Anyone out there? I have things to do!

Would somebody mind telling me what the hell just happened?!

What's the closest sport or whatever to Quidditch we can play here? I don't think the computer version is really filling the violence void.

I mean, I haven't gone this long without a game for years. I don't even have bruises from Fred and George's attempts at knocking me off my broom any more. Or from the bloody 'Boy who lived' just madly barrelling into everyone because he's gone all snitch blind...

All right. Enough of this game. I don't do domestic much less domestics.

Well look at what we have here! So many people to get to know, so little time. Where am I supposed to start?

I think one of those suits of armor tried to feel me up, cheeky things.

As much as I miss Abigail, I had started to forget what it was like to sleep all night. Only recently have I managed to remember.

[Filtered to Arthur]

We've been married 9 months and a day.

Are you well? I will try and visit you today.

I've amazed myself at the amount of light saber related jokes there are.

Something tells me I'm not in Mystic Falls anymore, Toto. Where am I? How do I get back home? Does this count as breaking my deal with Elijah?

Hello? Is anyone out there?

Eleven years...That's how long everything at home lasted It's always nice to learn from a book that you have five years of your life left to live.

[Filtered to Harry]

I'm so sorry.