( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I do not understand all the fuss. Who is this "Valentine", and what is the significance of his feast day? All I know is that people are running about like fools, professing their supposed love as if the day somehow makes it more significant somehow. In truth, it all seems rather ridiculous.

And I'm tired and I want this to be over

( Alistair )
How are you faring, my lord?

( Dream )
Are you well, Lord Morpheus?

( Mordred )
What would you like to learn today?

You know this is the one day that I'd actually like to go somewhere and get actually and properly pissed, but I can't. Drinking when you're alone (relatively speaking) is rubbish. And if I have to see one more stupid Valentine's Day commercial, I'm going to throw the remote through the television.

I'm really angry lately, aren't I?

Well I hope all you single people (sort of single) get to be drunk at least.

Edit: ( Sherlock )

Tell me I'm not the only person, who isn't a native and is a blo, who had the sense not to start sticking my nose in a bunch of flowers left without a signature?

[Al]
It wasn't you was it?

[Remus, Sirius, and James]
It wasn't me and I'm rather certain that it wasn't Slytherin enou wasn't Al.

Just for curiosity purposes.

I demand to know who is responsible for this egregious affront to my person!

((ooc: guess who has a nasty little habit of sniffing flowers (deeply)?))

( Filtered to Sam Winchester )
I know we've never spoken, but I was hoping you could help me with something.

I saw on Molly's chart that you're married to Gwen for the duration of this...bit of fun on the part of our captor. I'm married to her husband, Arthur, and it seems wrong to me that they should be apart on Valentine's.

If it's not too much trouble, would you mind taking Gwen out for dinner? And I might just happen to be there with Arthur? And then they can spend some time together? I just think it might be nice for them.

A pig nose? Lovely. I have to say that it's a rather subpar prank. I expected better from ... those responsible for bringing us here.

I've gotten work in construction, rebuilding the city after what I'm told was an attack by flying metal creatures. i'm not permitted near the electrical but they assure me i will learn in time

Also, Everyone seems unsurprised by the fact that so many have pig snouts. Are things like this very common?

( Voice Post to Morgana )

--oh bugger how..There..Yes Donna, I know what I'm doing! [A lot of giggling from Lily can be heard] Heeellllo everyone! Donna made me do this. Shut up, you did so!

Sirius, you're a mean arse! I, luckily, assumed the roses were because of you and now crap stuff has happened to people and I know you're to blame. You're cute, but stop being an arse, 'kay?

Potter! Yeah you need to not be so cute with your hair and the glasses and the grin, yeah? I'm meant to loathe you and you keep popping into my head. Yeah, stop apparating into my head!

[Loads of giggling and possibly some running. Since she's getting as far away from Donna as possible] OI SHERLOCK MATE, GONNA HURRY UP AND SNOG DONNA SHE'S GAGGING FOR IT [A lot of crackling and a bang, the PDA being dropped. Her voice is a little distant now]--OOF! Donna don't throw a bloody pillow at me!

{OOC: Posted after a fair few hours of drinking with Donna. Such a bad influence xD}