( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

( Sir Leon )

[ filtered to Arthur ]

You're the biggest dollop-headed, stubborn, idiotic, clot-pole, toad-breathed, prat that I know. I'm really glad you're my friend.

Everyone I know from those Harry Potter books are arguing now, and none of them have ever been taught to turn the other cheek or something. They get all up in arms about name calling. I don't understand. I've had to muck out stalls, and get put in the stocks, and sacked, been imprisoned, and nearly executed, and don't hold grudges like these people for a name.

I don't know how to stop them or make them calm down!

Also, I just told Leon I was a sorcerer, and I think you should talk to him. I'm going to see if Molly with get out of this room with me and do something fun.

This place is very confusing again.

I think I need more alcohol.

So it's true Merlin's here, yes? Because that's the most incredible thing ever

Oh, but the powers that be behind this unfair this city has a wicked sense of humour.

Erm.

Anyone have a hacksaw I could borrow?

Sir Leon, darling beloved knight of my heart, we need to go grocery shopping. So if you wouldn't mind getting your arse in gear, that would be lovely. Cheers.

Everyone one needs me, I'm off on a date with my vampire hunting husband. Who happens to be best friends with a vampire. I I actually managed to type that with a straight fa I'm sure you're all very jealous. My phone will be on silent so I'll check back with anyone when we're done. Try not to antagonise Merli Remus someone into hexing you. Siriu

Don't wait up.

[Lily E.]

Are you all right?

Not this again. I don't understand - wait. This doesn't look like the other side. Where am I? Can anyone read this? Peter? Walter? Astrid? Broyles?

Anyone?

The more these things happen here the more I want to be back home.

Huh. This again.

Um. Hi, I guess. It's Juno.

I thought maybe we could girl talk, since every time I talk to the boys lately they just...irk my soul.