( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Is it odd that it feels like I've done this before? Well, no, not the marriage thing. But being stuck like this.

I was having a lovely time staying with Donna. She makes me laugh.

I just.. I'm not sure that I can share a bed with a man. That's highly inappropriate, even if we are supposed to be married.

At least we're not all dying. Though this place reminds me of the Divergence universe anyway. Maybe this whole thing is Rassilon. Wouldn't put it past him. Or Kro'ka..

[Whovians]

No one's found a way around this, right? I mean. It's a man.

((ooc: backdated to thursday morning))

Um. Mr. Watson...and Mr. Watson...would you mind terrible if I asked you to escort me to check on a friend? I really don't think he's handling this new experiment very well.

.... WHAT?

Although it's highly inappropriate, it could certainly be worse I suppose.

And if I'm understanding this correctly, this sort of thing is rather common here and doesn't tend to last very long. Is that right? If so, I simply need to remain calm and

So, my "wife" is pretty awesome. It could definitely be worse.

But Parker? I blame you entirely for this, since you're the one who suggested I switch to girls. Clearly our captor took you seriously. But we all know you're my one and only girl crush.

Stefan, my favourite gay Italian lothario, I hope you and your husband are very happy together.

Nicky? Jamie? Are you guys okay?

How often does this place do things like this?

[Dorian]
Who are you with?

Neal Caffrey!

I can't believe you got me a fake painting. You didn't really just steal that, did you?

Have any of you heard from Uther? It's been little more than a day since we've all been married, or "remarried" at any rate. Surely that's enough time for even Uther to let us know who he has been shackled with.

[Unless his person has killed him]