( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

This isn't funny and I know it's your fault Potter now put me back!

Honestly. If whoever is in charge around here would make up their mind whether I'm staying or going, that would be brilliant.

Although I will say thank you for letting me miss whatever it was that all but destroyed the place. Can't say I want to come across whatever managed to one-up the zombies.

Where's Serenity?

Simon? Captain?

Miles? Ariadne? Guys? Where...what level is this?

Am I dreaming?

What's up with all of you wizard type people showing up in groups like this? Are you pack animals at home? Do you all travel in herds everywhere? Can't you function without every sister/brother/cousin/best friend/enemy you've known?

Every couple of months the old ones go away and new ones come back and only a few of you even remember being here so it's the same one-of-your-people's life story, told the same way, to the same group of you, again and again and again.

Whoever is collecting all of us must have a really bad memory to keep turning this place into a Potter People Convention.

Thank you to everyone who helped paint the nursery over the weekend. It looks awesome! Sorry I had to keep ducking out,  but the paint fumes were getting to me and the baby.

Harry James Potter, I swear to Merlin if I find out you and your sons had something to do with this you will definitely be missing something precious because I'm hexing it off and feeding it to the cat! This was NOT what I meant when I said take me on vacation, Harry. You owe me.

abc123!!!1$£,.? okay wow, muggles make the maddest things

Soooo... what's with the suits of armour being all grabby? Just a bit Not On, really. Anyway, I've got an OWL to ace in an hour or so, so if it's okay, I'll be off then, alright?