( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate a good adventure as much as the next girl, but I think my mum might actually explode if I miss my N.E.W.T.'s.

[ voice: Thank you, m'lady. So just press this and - Pardon? Oh. How do I turn it off th- ]

I am Sir Leon de Grance, knight of Camelot, and I require an audience with the king of this land. That or to be returned by whatever means brought me here in the first place.

I must admit, I find myself at a loss with exactly what to do with this thing that I was handed. The keyboard seems perfectly functional but I cannot fathom where it all might be going. There are no wires, no transmitter, and no apparent receiver.

If it is sending things through the aether, I apologize to whomever might receive this. I am not often one to ramble uselessly but nor am I one to be often caught off guard.

Okay, I think I've milked that hundred bucks I started with as much as I possibly can. So, where can a girl find a job in this place?