( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

For the record, dying sucked and I don't want to do it again.

And that wasn't a really lame joke either, Damon.

So. Besides the obvious evil Christmas globes that destroyed the city and killed a bunch of others, what did I miss?

[ooc: set a bit after this]

So I guess
I guess you should be informed
Fuck this
Anyone here who still knows

I'm back.


[OOC EDIT: Forgot to add, for reference as I am sure he's not going to offer the information, Reg had his magic taken away and then was forced back to living.]

I know what color to paint the baby's room! 


I'm having a girl, everyone!

Library again. That's nice, I suppose.

Good to be back. Feels a bit itchy.

That's really weird. I mean really weird. Much weirder than just new teeth or hair.

Is this what it always feels like then?

Today. You know what, I can't even be coherent, here's a bulleted list.

PROS:

• Regulus isn't dead


• I still have a job


• My boss is still alive


• I got a battlefield promotion, sort of

CONS:

• I got a promotion because three of my coworkers are dead


• Even if they're fake people, that's still scary and upsetting


• The store is kind of a giant mess and we have to spend a few days renovating/rebuilding


• My favorite bakery is a burnt-out shell

So I think I'm going to find a bookstore and get new copies of Julia Child and teach myself how to bake a decent croissant.

I'm sorry if this makes me a hypocrite, but anything that jeopardizes the life and liberties of innocent people in its pursuit of happiness has forfeited the privilege.

Boy am I glad that's over with.

But dammit why couldn't hot water hold out just one more day?

I grow bored with phobias.

Phillipa, my young friend, what shall we Dream about tonight?