( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

( Filtered to: Dawn Summers, Faith Lehane, and Wesley Wyndam-Pryce )

( Filtered to Wesley Wyndam-Pryce only )

Crap crap crap. Son of a Right. So... apparently it's crazy time at Colligo again. Because that's just what we need. A Doctor Who-style Christmas Invasion. Perfect. Really.

Everybody who isn't inside, get inside now and don't bring attention to yourself. Everyone who is inside, get away from the windows and doors and, again, don't bring attention to yourself.

Seriously folks. Those things outside aren't friendly. They're dangerous and deadly and will kill you. So please, stay inside and try to stay safe. I'm guessing one of the Doctors will stop saying "WHAT?" long enough to someone a little more informed about these things will post something soon enough on a better plan than 'hide and be quiet' but for the time being, just hide and be quiet. Please.

( Filtered to Elle )

( Filtered to the Master )

( Filtered to either of the Doctors )

( Filtered to people from the HP world )

I want to know where each of you are, right now.

Of course, electricity I can start fires with my mind but of course this bloody place couldn' I'm not exactly certain who to filter this to; therefore, I decided to leave this open. If anyone has a suggestion or options that can help, please say so now. I believe now would be a good time to start preparing an offensive. As well as a defensive, as Regulus pointed out.

I'm still learning about magic but I'm certain that there are spells that are electricity based. Mayhap there is a certain way to combine them into something powerful enough?

If anyone knows any protection spells or force fields or anything of that effect please contribute those as well.

Filtered to Doctors/Companions

Don't mean to alarm you guys, and I'm sure some of us are suffering serious hangovers and were intending on a day in bed but look out your window. Carefully, don't want to risk alerting them.

Forgive my promptness but does anyone need.. saving? Stuck somewhere? I might be able to help.

( Filtered to Alistair )

So...maybe not the best time to be announcing this...what with all the chaos and batshit insanity.

But Claire went into labor.

The twins have been born. They're fine. She's fine. Everything is fine.

I'm a dad. Again. Holy shit...I'm a dad.

Of course. A normal Christmas was too much to hope for, wasn't it? Typical. Whatever happened to good will and peace and all that kind of stuff. I mean, the snows lovely but anyone can generate snow if they nudge the clouds right and they didn't have to bring

Right. Hello! Merry Christmas! You may have noticed a few hundred shining metal ball things zipping around the place. They're called the Toclaphane and basically they're just... you lot. Well, you don't need all the details. Well, not really. They're from another place. Another time. I've met them before. Stay inside. They will kill you. Sorry about that.

Don't try and reason with them. Won't work. They just do it for fun.

Don't try and fight them. Unless you happen to have something that can send out a very precise electrical charge to disable them. That's an electrical surge of 58.5 kiloamperes, transferred charge 510 mega joules. If anyone else people can do that, please let me know. I'm not sure about magic. I wouldn't risk it. Don't risk it!!!

Stay inside. Hide. Run. Me and other me are working on it.

I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.

I'll what I can to help fortify the buildings. Jo, Jude? Maybe we can turn the Roadhouse into a safehouse of sorts.

Jade. Just tell me you're safe, sister. I don't want to lose you again.

{Filtered to Ten}

The vortex.


{Filtered to Sirius}

Stay safe, gorgeous. I'm not losing you in this.

Worst. Christmas. Ever. When I figure out who did this, I'm going to I don't like the creepy metal ball thingies. They're not fun and they cheat and they just killed one of my contacts someone I know and I don't care that he was a local he was still somebody and how am I supposed to enjoy my money when I'm being attacked? I can't, that's how.

Can somebody kill them all now so we can go back to our presents and food and Christmas stuff and not die terrible deaths involving knives and lasers and little piles of ash? If we could avoid all that now, that'd be super.

( Edited in a bit later: Filtered to Nikola Tesla )

Again with the nightmares I can't unmake. Perhaps I can render some of them unconscious instead. That should at least buy the rest of you some time to work.