( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

It's weird it's Christmas, I kind of almost forgot about it with the whole being transported to an alternate dimension thing.

( [ Elena, Damon, Ric ] )

Merry Christmas to all. Please celebrate responsibly. I don't want to have to come collect any of you tonight because you were drunk and wound up kissing a tree at sixty miles per hour. And let's hope my singing doesn't cause all the hospice residents to give up the ghost.

Jeez, Tessa, morbid much?

Seriously. Let's stick to the mistletoe variety.

So either I'm needed for something really important here or someone is looking for the quickest way to an ass-kicking.

Whatever it is, I'd appreciate it if someone could actually explain to me what's going on here instead of avoiding everything I why does it say that it's Piper is going to strangle me for leaving the boys alone. You know, if she's not dead by the, that way I cam make with one of those options and then get myself the hell out of here.

[ooc: chances are, I will not tag back tonight. Sorry. I am crazy exhausted but I just wanted to get her here and up before the plot :-D]