( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I'm fairly certain that being this confused is one of my least favorite states. Especially since it covers... oh, I don't know, the last week at least. Possibly longer.

John, do you happen to know why my wand was in your nightstand? And why I apparently have a job at the university library, if the ID card in my purse is right?

Well. I can certainly say that this is not even remotely what I expected.

Settle down girls. I am here.