( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I need a fucking drink.

[Filtered against anyone under the age of sixteen]

Randal Graves, I swear to everything that's holy and some things that aren't, you are going to rue the day you met me if you don't take back whatever you told him right now. And don't play dumb, you know damn well who I'm talking about.

Dean, you need to take Ben's closet door off the hinges. Possibly his bedroom door too, if he keeps it up.

Dad? Have at it. I won't complain in the least.

[ooc: takes place immediately after this; purposefully unfiltered from other adults because claire is a bit too peeved to care about such things at the moment]

( James and Sirius )
I should not be doing this now. I need to talk to you both.

( Dora and Albus )
It's done.

( Marian )

[Claire]

Please don't kill Ken Randal.


[Dad]

Claire's gonna take the door off my closet.

Hey, Barbie? How pissed would you be if I closed up shop early and watched a Tijuana Donkey Show?




Also: What's your opinion on ass to mouth?

[Caire Bennet the younger]

Claire... I need to talk.