( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Here we go again.

Apologies for being out of touch. Just...needed some time.

And now I'm back.

( Castiel 1.0 )

( Claire )

( Dean 1.0 )

( Future!Dean )

( Anyone else Sam knew before )

( Ben )

( Other me )

TO THE RESIDENT IN APARTMENT 201D

Could you turn that noise down a bit? I can hardly think with that racket and you've not responded to my furious pounding on the wall knocks.

i... wait. that's not right. where is the bloody thi AH! THERE WE GO! NO. WAIT. LOOKS LIKE I'M SHOUTING, DOESN'T IT? CAN'T HAVE THAT. C'MON, POTTER, THINK. HOW DO YOU... oh! Right. Shift key. Got it.

Right then. Don't suppose anyone would mind telling me just where it is I am? Or perhaps how I came to be here, or why I'm here in the first place? I'll even settle for a simple explanation as to how to return since Apparating didn't... wait, Muggles trying to leave on my own accord didn't help.

Really. Any assistance at all would be greatly appreciated. If I'm not home in time for supper, you see, my Grand-mum is going to positively throttle me and I'd rather avoid that if at all possible.

[Future Cas and Future Dean]

Hey. I'm Ben. I guess my dad told you about me.

I just wanna see if I can tell you from the real deal the current title holders.

So, who's up first?

Was there a purpose behind the entire city suffering in the heat while the power remained on or was our benevolent collector bored?

[Gwen]
It's such a shame we can't go beyond the limits of this city.

th no, that's not TH no This? Is not funny.

I like to think I possess a good deal of patience, but when I specifically tell you that I am revising and don't have time for your shenanigans, it means that I am revising and don't have time for your shenanigans. It does not, in any reality, mean 'now is a perfectly acceptable time to kidnap Lily and appar MUGGLES! stick her in a creepy library in a city that is most certainly not in England'.

James? Albus? I swear that I am going to hex throttle you both when I find you.

You'll wish it was mum dealing with you by the time I'm done.

( Castiel )

Aw, FUCK me in the ass with a lawn dart. This shit again? It feels like I just left this fuckin' place!

Barbie, you still here?

You know, for how idiotic most of these locals can be when asking them questions of importance, some of them are really stupid just in general. I just spent ten minutes explaining to some woman why a rated R film actually stood for Restricted and not Rental.

The fact that she had a child with her makes it even worse.

( Filtered to Future Claire )

( Filtered to Gabriel Gray )

( Filtered to Noah Bennet )

( Filtered to Peter )

( Filtered to Ben and Dean [the original] )

I'm sure there's an excellent explanation as to why I find myself being escorted out of a library by what look like pieces of a chess set. But I can't think of any.

Pads? You did something, didn't you? You know Lily is going to wring your neck when she finds out you've kidnapped me again.