( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Seriously, guys? Seriously?

I put the PDA away for a few weeks? days to have obnoxiously loud sex with my pagan goddess to annoy Dad and you all decide to turn this place into a soap opera with your bitching.

And you're not even trying not to be cliché, what with the twins and the revelations and the drugs and the sex and the angst and everything. Come on, people!

It's sad, that's what it is. Sad. I'm ashamed.

( Original Recipe Crowley )

( Jade or Amitiel or whatever you are )

Um... Can someone tell me where I am and who these people that have forcibly removed me from what looks like a library are?

Jeremy? Is this one of your pranks? Because if it is, I swear you're going to get it. I don't care if you're an adult now.