( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I have a question. Are there any... I don't know, pirate experts around? Someone, from somewhere, who might be able to tell just how accurate things were when we were in Pirate Land?

I accidentally left my living room window open when I fell asleep last night.

There is now a tiny baby pterodactyl in my living room. And he will. not. leave. He's not bothering me, just sort of chilling on my coffee table. I am, however, really nervous for the moment that the mother comes calling.

I didn't even know they came this small. Aren't they generally like...too big to fit into an apartment, let alone a window?

Can I um...get some help removing this thing?

Edit: Never mind, I think I'm going to keep him. Now, however, I'll need a name.

Oi fucking ancient creatures are you kdding me. Dinosaurs, what in the hell are we supposed to do with them?

Claire don't mean to challenge your logic, but normally if the place doesn't look like pirate town, does it always have monsters roaming around?

Yes it's a little weird...Pirates then dinosaurs...but am I the only one who finds it a little exciting? Just like when I was travelling.

I feel like a trapped bird. I wish these things would go away...

My poor flowers... I can't even step out to see just how much damage is done, without a screech rattling my windows.