( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

SHAZAM!

Foxxy Cleopatra's in the house, sugah!

John Connor?

I'm curious. I showed up late for the party last night. Who all went? And more importantly what did you dress up as? Maybe a running list will hel

( Castiel )

( Peter )

( Ambassador Spock )

I am Dr. Evil. Please use the honorific or I shall destroy you with my mutant race of carp/piranha hybrid. Which really tastes scrumptious when grilled with some capers and a touch of olive oil, maybe with a light cesar salad on the side.

I have a secret volcano complex which carries quantities of weapons of mass destruction, and my time travel machine. My time travel machine is part of a bigger project, in which I may use the ultimate technology of a "LASER." I have a secret island complex where I send my henchman when the need a little "ME" time.

I have a complex and huge web of spys, all of which are in constant competition with each and the mortality rate of my henchmen is close to 75%. To be considered one of my henchmen you must submit yourself to my domination, in which you will bend over and present your scrotum to me, which I will then shave with a rusty blade. My spys bring intel to me of the Starbucks corporation, Walmart, AIG and other evil corporations that may challenge me at one time. I had a fight to the death with Sam Walton, in which we used chain saws, pogo sticks, and My Little Pony action figures. It should seem obvious to you that I won. Princess Periwinkle, which dealt the killing blow, is a formidable My Little Pony. Tomorrow I will clone myself and create a super race -- a DOCTOR super race -- of evil geniuses... geniuses? geniusi? i don't know geniuses -- which will become the head of each major corporation in the United States, and we will hold the fate of the universe in our hands UNLESS you pay me....

1 MILLION TRILLION BAJILLION DOLLARS

She's not in the yard.

Mother? Mother? I just know you had something to do with this. Oh ... fiddlesticks! [sound of some moving around then a pause]. Oh? What's this? [some more fiddling] Oh, my. I've never seen anything quite like this before. Look at all those buttons. I wonder why the alphabet's on them ... Is it a phone ... or is it a --? Let's give this a try

Hello? Hello? Can anybody hear me?

I must say, it is rather unsettling when you find yourself in a place you have never been nor planned to go to. But still... adversity and trials build character. I do know that after falling so far, literally, it is amazing to be in a healthy condition. The curse is no more. And do not worry, young ones, my back is quite fine.

My only concern is if there is a new and capable headmaster at Hogwarts in my absence. Is this to be some sort of vacation. A pity Gellert is not here to share it with me as well, but alas things did not work out that way We must still be mindful of our surroundings, just in case. Constant vigilance. And I do have a good supply of lemon drops. That being said... is there anyone here that hails from our fine school?

Someone at the bar told me today, in the face of my current habit of consuming semi-lethal quantities of alcohol, drinking is only a temporary fix. To that I say it's only temporary if you stop drinking.

Jennifer, I am interested to know your thoughts on this.

Hey Chris!  Aunt Paige!  Aunt Prue!

I'm an elder.  Isn't that insane.  I can orb around and all that now.  I sort of don't seem to have my active powers, but orbing!