All right, someone needs to tell me what the hell is happening here. First I get told that I'm not on the starship I was initially assigned to, the next thing I know I'm in a library and being dragged out by bodyguards?
So my cell has no network, I can't find any money in my wallet, I don't know anyone around here, and I've only just found out where here is. This is totally becoming like the worst day ever. At least there's some helpful dudes and dudettes around, cause the others I spoke to either blanked me or just said weird scripted stuff. Major props goes out to anyone who gave me a helping hand when I got here.
Yo, so is this like a messageboard or something? Cause uh, I could do with some non-automated conversation if there's some going. Plus some more info on this weirdo place would be cool right about now. Peace out.
English muffin pizzas, strawberry ice cream, and root beer are all great, but together? Not so much. And then you start having weird dreams if you mix them late at night. Actually, Cassidy, you're the one giving me weird dreams, but