( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Morgana? I've been invited to something called a 'bachelorette party' by one of my friends at work, whatever such a party is. Would you like to attend with me? She said I could bring someone with me.

Does anyone know what a bachelorette party is anyway?

This brings a whole new meaning to the words, "Don't you have an elsewhere to be?" I blame Cordelia.

So, here's my problem: Where is here and how the hell do I get back there?

So I got to thinking

Has anyone here heard of Sin?

If this place tried to suck anymore than it already does, it would collapse in on itself.

I'm going back to school on Monday. They put me in the sixth grade but there are a couple of other kids my age who are in my class. They even have a class that teaches Hindi and the teacher said I could help her with it since I know how to read and speak it better than most anybody else at the school that she's met.

So, I guess it won't be so bad. Even if I have to wake up early and learn some stuff that I don't really want to learn. I'm still nervous, though.

My nerdy best friend stabs me to death, and then I wind up here with tons of salty goodness. Not a bad way to go, as far as death is concerned.

I'm so glad the potion worked. It was a little more difficult than what I'm used to, but with so many people helping out, it went smoothly.

[filtered to people from the HP world;]
Are all of you alright? I know a few of you were affected by Barbas, and I just want to double-check.

Huh...

So, either there is an afterlife...and it's pretty similar to the duringlife portion of things, creepy suits of armor aside...or I'm in a parallel reality and magically healed.

Someone want to tell me which, before I resort to flipping a coin?