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( Filtered to Claude )

Everyone just picked up and moved here, didn't they? All this place needs is that bratty FBI agent. I need to give him a gift.

I can't decide if this forum thing is obnoxious or quaint I like the internet I hate it you're so ignorant where the hell are we

*nervous laughter*

You know, when I said "I want to go to there" I didn't mean somewhere straight away. Or somewhere like this. Come on guys, knights throwing me out of a library? I'm good to you guys! I'm good! I put your ideas on tv, and boy... have you seen most of them? I don't know how I let you guys get away with it.

So... if you want to end this joke anytime soon... while you still have jobs.

*more nervous laughter*

Okay guys this isn't funny! We have a show and if you let Frank anywhere near it?

...

Oh boy.

Hey. I don't know if Sam's told you but he wants to switch apartments so he can be closer to Lois and help out with the little one. I was wondering if that was alright with you. If it isn't, I can find someplace else to stay.

Who knows who that child is? The one that claims to be Tom Riddle, and then proceeds to tell me I cannot also be named Tom Riddle.

Is this a joke?

Please tell me he is not her's, let it just be a coincident

I'm sorry, Topher, but Star Trek is not my cup of tea.

[MERLIN]
How is the wand work coming?

Sometimes I wonder what people are thinking when they walk into a bar. Whether it's a woman dressed in a bikini and high heels, a guy trying to serenade the ladies with 'N Sync ballads, or a group of kids with penciled on mustaches and hilariously fake IDs trying to order whiskey. I just don't get it.

Hey. Andrea wanted me to tell you that she's willing to make the room switch Friday. And I wanted to warn you that my girlfriend just got here, so she'll probably be over a lot.

I really think I should have paid more attention in Muggle Studies. Or they should have just taught it better seventh year. This place is confusing.

She's gone.

So...perhaps I worked a little too hard.

I thought this place was safe.

There has to be a bowling alley, right? There has to be. So now that I'm settled in, could somebody tell me if there's a bowling alley around? I've never been, and I figure that's something I should do.

( filtered, jo )